–May 26, 2016– (This is a preview of a column scheduled to be run Monday, Memorial Day, on two national websites: Havok Journal and The Daily Caller.) After years hearing “Thank you for your service” a thousand times from friends and strangers, the final straw for me came from the most unlikely of persons. It … More Please, Thank Those Who Gave All, Not Me
President Obama issues executive order to prosecute Presidents Roosevelt and Truman for war crimes. … More FDR and Truman Bodies to be Exhumed; War Crime Trials to Ensue
Here’s a thought experiment. What happens to executive orders when a Republican becomes president? … More Aborting Guns
(August 8, 2015. This column below posted on Hit the Woodline satire blog.) Washington, D.C. – The drama was as heavy as a poop-laden Pampers yesterday afternoon in the White House during President Obama’s press conference when D.C. Fire & Rescue was called in and had to employ the Jaws of Life to extract a … More Jaws of Life Saves the Day at Obama Presser
–July 7, 2015– New column posted on The Daily Caller. Here it is….. Have you heard the one about the professional golfer, Bubba Watson, who plunked down $110,000 a couple of years ago to buy at auction The Dukes of Hazzard classic auto, the General Lee? What, you say, the joke’s on him, as there … More BUBBA’S GONNA DO WHAT?
–June 21, 2015– Nine killed in Charleston, South Carolina during Wednesday-night Bible study? All nine doing no harm to anyone and, in fact, welcoming and treating kindly the man-child who would kill them? The killer being captured within twenty-four hours, with such a preponderance of evidence against him that even the always-careful (of libel … More Kill The Killer Column
–May 15, 2015– If you’re on this website, you’re an informed enough citizen to already know the details of the Muhammad cartoon contest a few weeks ago in Garland, Texas. And you’re aware that politicians, the mainstream media and most respected pundits left and right took the high-noble position that Pamela Geller was the … More ONWARD, MORMON SOLDIERS!